Events of this weekend:
Traffic fatality in front of my house. Naked man driving a pickup truck killed a woman who was driving home from work. I was an eye witness. I saw all his junk. I made 3 separate statements to the police. I had a headache for 2 days.
After 6 repairable attempts, the dog finally succeeded in severing the phone cord and my internet access. I believe she resents the time I spend staring at the illuminated box. She is a brat. I'm offline at home until the landlord takes mercy on me.
Progress on dissertation: zero
Toothaches requiring dental work, including shots: 1
Cost of haircut: $50
Quality of haircut: frizzy
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